
Last night I met a host,
But alas! He was a ghost.
He offered me butter-toast,
And, a whole carcass on roast!
His eyes gleamed like copper,
As if burning through a hopper!
There was no strand of hair on his big head,
This sight made me almost dead!
He was thick at the middle,
Taking me to be his second fiddle.
In a bid to escape I bogged him with a riddle,
The riddle left him in the middle...
The riddle was,
"How will you search a man, who has no hand?
Who sometimes loafs around and is in a band?"
He thought for a moment and said,
"I can answer because I'm a master
But for judging me through these stupid riddles,
You ought to face a disaster!"
He raised his hand and chanted,
Nothing much happened but another ghost was attracted!
Seeing each other, they started fighting -
As if a cat sees a mouse after a long period of dieting!
Seeing them fighting, I utilized the opportunity by running away...
But soon the former ghost blocked my way!
He appeared to be a little bit frightened,
And all of his hidden fear was lightened!
I asked him innocently the reason of his trepidation.
He fearfully said,
"Don't leave me alone,
I'm afraid of ghosts and darkness!!"
But alas! He was a ghost.
He offered me butter-toast,
And, a whole carcass on roast!
His eyes gleamed like copper,
As if burning through a hopper!
There was no strand of hair on his big head,
This sight made me almost dead!
He was thick at the middle,
Taking me to be his second fiddle.
In a bid to escape I bogged him with a riddle,
The riddle left him in the middle...
The riddle was,
"How will you search a man, who has no hand?
Who sometimes loafs around and is in a band?"
He thought for a moment and said,
"I can answer because I'm a master
But for judging me through these stupid riddles,
You ought to face a disaster!"
He raised his hand and chanted,
Nothing much happened but another ghost was attracted!
Seeing each other, they started fighting -
As if a cat sees a mouse after a long period of dieting!
Seeing them fighting, I utilized the opportunity by running away...
But soon the former ghost blocked my way!
He appeared to be a little bit frightened,
And all of his hidden fear was lightened!
I asked him innocently the reason of his trepidation.
He fearfully said,
"Don't leave me alone,
I'm afraid of ghosts and darkness!!"
hahahahahahahahahahahaha!! really funny... its sooo cute... nd humorous... no wonder YOU wrote it. :)
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