Irritating Internet

Not even a tear rolled down my eye,
When my internet finally died.
It lived only with the help of medicines,
No pities! It had committed so many sins!

My net was never normal,
Its ventral view was as weird as the dorsal.
It never showed that it was all right,
And always wanted that with it, I should fight!

I always went offline before I could come online,
My net only gave me anger to dine.
It required a lot of patience to work on it,
And mental strength to survive its fits!

I pity my friends who only receive my 'hi',
And when I come back, I get their angry 'bye'!
My friendship ties have loosened because of this internet,
Huh! It is nothing more than an inanimated brat!!

I'm sick of "the page cannot be displayed!"
My net never allows me to come online without a delay!
And whenever I try to reconnect the server,
It just shows error, error and ERROR!

Mr. Internet, do you wish to challenge me?
I warn you, I'm not a sapling but a strong tree.
Darling, if at all you try to disconnect again,
You'll lose your components and your vein -

Which charges you to irritate me,
On every occasion when I feel at ease.
If you wish that I should not puncture you,
Mend your ways and don't force me to get blue.

I will break you into pieces and bits,
If you again dare to show me your nasty wits!
Behave normal with me and stay tender,
Because in your comparison, I'm wilder!!